kibuums: I have this unrealistic idea that somehow everything will fall into place in the future for me and I’ll be happy and life will just be perfect.
lindtbarton: If you are my friend and you understand that left to my own devices I will forget to speak to you for weeks to months and you get that it doesn’t mean I hate you and you just need to come and talk to me instead thank you so much.
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: edgur: iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: I think I’ve discovered a new color….it’s a mixture between yellow and purple…….I call it pellow..for now…… it’s called brown dude That’s an okay name but for now I’m sticking with pellow
shithappens-but-lifegoeson: gloomyteens: Michelle Jenneke’s warm up dance “is that fuckin necessary”
Me: I love being a girl.
Me: WHY THE FUCK DON'T I HAVE A PENIS?! FUCK YOU MOTHER NATURE YOU AND YOUR MONTHLY FUCKING GIFTS
boquiquishequa: deerpong: virginclub: your gay what about my gay it’s off its leash and is now redecorating my living room please take it back
consulting-cockblock: strugglebuggy: clothobuerocracy: datkarkatass: elevatorgoingdown: soshootastar: who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom Only REAL fans remember when Pluto was still a planet B( pluto bby come back I have a highschool AU where Pluto is in love with Jupiter but they can never be together because Jupiter is captain of the football team and Pluto is just a...
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itsgoodtoseayou: did-you-kno: Source so precious.
lastofthetimeladies: Okay can we just talk for a second about how Mrs. Weasley made Harry a Weasley sweater after having only met him once, just because Ron wrote her and told her that Harry wasn’t expecting to get any presents for Christmas?
Every fucking year
Me: I wonder whos in my class??!?!
*person walks in*
Me: OHHHHH HELLLL NOOOOOOOO